From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Parks savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become? cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins. Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Parks savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known? as a loser.